Happy New Years Day and a funny! LOL!

Hi everyone! Hope your 2009 is going well so far! Did everyone have fun last night! Raise your hands if you were out with your friends partying it up and counted down from 10 at the top of your lungs.... now raise your hands if you were sitting at home w/ your family and went to bed before the 'ball dropped'.... LOL! heheh!!! Obviously I raised my hand at the second one! But I hope everyone had a nice night last night and was safe! :)

Now anyone who knows me knows that I don't like Jeff Foxworthy much at all (that redneck shit is so retarded to me, sorry, I can't help it!) but Jer forwarded me this e-mail this morning that made me chuckle. Now keep in mind I most certainly wasn't born 'n rasied here in the wonderful *flat* state of Montana and have only been here for the last 5 or so years, but these things made me chuckle because most of them are true & funny!!! LOL! ~Enjoy and have a nice day!



Jeff Foxworthy's Comments on Montana


If "vacation" to you means going shopping for the weekend in Great Falls, Billings or Bozeman (while the kids swim at the Comfort Inn), You might live in Montana

If parking your car for the night involves an extension cord, You might live in Montana

If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 8 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, You might live in Montana

If you're proud that your state makes the national news primarily because it houses the coldest spot in the nation, You might live in Montana

If you have ever refused to buy something because it's "too spendy", You might live in Montana

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, You might live in Montana

If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there, You might live in Montana

If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, You might live in Montana

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, You might live in Montana

If your town has an equal number of bars & churches, You Might live in Montana

If you know how to correctly pronounce Butte , You might live in Montana

If you measure distance in hours, You might live in Montana .

If your family vehicle is a crew cab pickup, You might live in Montana

If you know several people who have hit deer more than once, You might live in Montana

If you often switch from "heat" to "A/C"in the same day & back again, You might live in Montana

If you can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching, You might live in Montana

If you see people wearing hunting clothes at social events, You might live in Montana

If you've installed security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked, You might live in Montana

If the largest traffic jam in your town centers around a High school basketball game, You might live in Montana .

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend or wife knows how to use them, You might live in Montana

If there are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Wal-Mart at any given time, You might live in Montana

If there are more people at work on Christmas Eve Day than on Opening Deer Rifle Season, You might live in Montana

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, You might live in Montana

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, You might live in Montana

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, You might live in Montana .

If you can identify a southern or eastern accent, You might live in Montana

If you consider Red Lodge exotic, You might live in Montana .

If your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your cottonwood, You might live in Montana

If the sunbelt to you means Miles City , You might live in Montana.

If a brat is something you eat, You might live in Montana .

If finding your misplaced car keys involves looking in the ignition, You might live in Montana

If you find 0 degrees a little chilly, You might live in Montana.